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I don’t really get it yet. I’m used to walking around getting money and fucking bitches and bringing blown out sounds to the people of earth, so this chit-chat and blah blah blah is not really my speed, but I’m sure I’ll have this shit working for me any minute. I bet that mark-ass trick, Don Drope knows how to use Facebook right.

Anyway, search for and add “Derek Tibs” on facebook for one more way to keep up with I.B.N. happenings. You can also find your man, Speak Onion, on there, and become a fan. Do it. Other Immigrant Breast Nest artists to follow!

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

David Morneau’s brilliant a/break machinations record and the dance piece with which it was developed will be peformed in Manhattan this weekend! Sick breaks and mind boggling movements? Yes please!

(∫irst) integral
æmp:dance / amiti perry + company: inaugural season performance
November 19, 20, 21 @ 8pm & 22 @ 2:30pm
Teatro La Tea @ Clemente Soto Velez Cultural & Educational Center
107 Suffolk Street, 2nd Floor (between Delancey and Rivington)
New York, NY
$20

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

We are rewarding, you, the Immigrant Breast Nest faithful, with the first access to the brand-newest Thermometerometer styles, in digital form, before the CDs are even ready to print. Get down on it.

Thermometerometer returns with Overcoming Adversity City, a nightmare romp through the cracked prisms of doom metal, electronic improvisation, tricked-out beats, and the good, old-fashioned weirdness for which they’re best known. After spending its earliest days getting shapes, Thermometerometer has now begun to break them down into micro-shapes and colored dust from which they form the crayons responsible for drawing these seven slabs of electrified sonic abstraction. Need an edgy doom fix? Hear Seventeen Million Dollar Block and Arcane Arabic Soccer Magick. Want some bombed out spastic bass & drum machine abuse? Please enjoy Total Breakdance Society and Ironic Ethnicity City. Or, if you’re inclined toward digital wrecks & noisy eclectic beat disruptions, check out Ticking Amazing and Mad Derelict. No matter where your mind wanders on the spectrum of fresh electronic sounds, T-MOM is there with something you’ve not yet imagined.

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

Connexion Bizarre, one of the finest out-there electronic music hubs on the internet, has reviewed Thermometerometer’s debut record, Who measure’s the measurers?.
Click here for the review.

About Who measure’s the measurers? CB says, “Flips, clicks, drones, buzzes, pops and even glitches are thrown together and have things done to them that they could never have imagined in their wildest nightmares…” and “‘Who measures the measurers?’ retains far more accessibility to a general audience than most projects this avant-garde would manage to…”

Accessibility? Ok, if you say so!

This comes just in time to get the people ready for the latest and greatest T-MOM offering, to be released this month, Overcoming Adversity City. It will dagger your ears.

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

Mad beat professor Morneau is cloning and re-sequencing rhythmic DNA chains, mutating the groove and building up an army of seething breaks to unleash from university halls to street gutters. Get ready for the monocle to fall out of your eye when this shit drops. Class is in session, fools; pay attention and you might learn something.

Click the album cover or go to the release page to download and hear the call of mutating beats.

Also, don’t miss the release/listening party for this record tomorrow at Hell Gate Social!

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

The Free Albums Galore blog, which highlights only the finest free music from all over the internet, has featured IBN’s David B. Applegate project Blind Moany Wat in its electronica section.  Earning a favorable comparison to experimental music luminary DJ Spooky, the Free Albums Galore folks extol: “those who like their electronic music scratching the boundaries will find this interesting.”  Interesting like a porch weevil beating a wrecked tattoo on your eardrum with six legs & its head, ya heard?  Get the record directly from IBN here and check out the Free Albums Galore blog review here.

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

Immigrant Breast Nest is proud to present this party in honor of our upcoming release, “a/break machinations,” a deconstructed break-beat odyssey by David Morneau. We’re giving this record a massive debut at Hellgate Social in Astoria, Queens 11/10/09. You haven’t heard “a/break” yet, but I have, and I’m telling you it’s hot, so you’d do well to attend & become one with the tasty break-beat action. And to all the haters who keep insisting I don’t exist: what’s up now!? I’ll be your DJ for the night spinning crazy stuff from the IBN catalog & other choice catalogs. Begin preparing your mind to accept these fresh shapes now & we’ll see you in November.

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

Watch this space!  A new Thermometerometer joint, “Overcoming adversity city,” will be dropping from the back real soon.  Delayed because Dan broke his foot in a pot-hole and needed to focus on trip-hop for a while, Thermometerometer is now in the final stages of the process which results in your having brand new electro-spew to cram in your ear-holes.  “Overcoming adversity city” has the hot tracks!  It has the hot beats & wrecked bass noise!  It is swaggering!  Famous people who have heard it already say it could very well be the newest Thermometerometer record ever!  GET READY.

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

Attention I.B.N. faithful,

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the Immigrant Breast Nest show on 10/23/09 has been canceled.

It appears as though several trick ass marks have infiltrated Brooklyn’s underground and have been working around the clock to thwart our efforts to bring you the finest in new, weird electronic sounds.  Fear not!  We’ve dispatched agents disguised as mark ass tricks to eliminate the trick ass marks operating against us.  As soon as we receive word their mission has been successful we’ll be back with another show to upset your balance (new dance) & chew on your inner-ear.

We’ll see you soon,

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS HAS BEEN CANCELLED

Yes, yes, y’all. I.B.N. will be raging hard on Friday, October 23 at Legion in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Full on avant noise weirdness and blown out electronic blastitudes all night. That’s the I.B.N. promise! Come out and see what we have to show you.

Derek Tibs (CEO, Immigrant Breast Nest)